Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up literally everything.
Why don't teddy bears order desserts? Because they are always stuffed.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pee soup.
What does a grape say after it's stepped on? Nothing. It just lets out a little wine.
http://i.giphy.com/XIqCQx02E1U9W.gif (Source: Giphy) Me. The past 2 nights. Rushing for a deadline. Loved the adrenaline rush, but not the panda eyes. Grateful for the opportunity to write again! tat tat tat tat tat tat.... writing mode, ON!